Squidward tradutor Francês
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He's a starfish, and he lives on the same street Sponge Bob, and he's unbelievably dumb. Squidward lives there, too.
C'est une étoile de mer, il vit dans la même rue, et il est terriblement bête.
Both Squidward and Sponge Bob work at the Crusty Krab for Mr. Krab, who's really cheap, but Sponge Bob doesn't care because he just likes being a fry cook and making Krabby...
Carlo et Bob travaillent au Crabe Croustillant du capitaine Crabe, qui est très radin, mais Bob l'Éponge s'en fiche. Il adore son boulot de cuistot et préparer du pâté de crabe.
I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Carlo.
- Please welcome our new manager Squidward Tentacles.
- Accueillez notre nouveau directeur... Carlo Tentacules.
But... But why? SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility.
Mais... pourquoi? mais j'ai donné la place à Carlo parce qu'un directeur a de grandes responsabilités.
Now, pay attention, Squidward.
Carlo.
With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
M. Carlo. Avec du fromage.
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
Carlo et moi...
That's right, Squidward.
Exactement.
Squidward.
Carlo.
Mr. Squidward, front and centre, please.
s'il vous plaît.
Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business?
Bob l'éponge n'est pas au fond de la mer en train de taquiner Carlo Tentacules?
Haha... squidward
Haha... Squidward
Squidward, those calamari rings are squid!
Prends ça! Tu as ruiné mon plan!
Yo, squidward scissorhands, you got this in an adult robot medium?
Yo, homard aux mains d'argent, vous avez ça en taille robot adulte moyen?
Yeah. Squidward hated that jellyfish.
Ouais, Carlo détestait cette méduse.
Squidward!
Carlo! Ouvre!
Thank you, Squidward.
Merci, Carlo.
I would've expected Squidward to stab me in the back.
J'aurais plutôt vu le Calamar me poignarder dans le dos.
You know what this means, Mr. Squidward.
Tu sais ce que ça veut dire, M. le Calamar?
Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward.
Bienvenue dans l'Apocalypse, M. le Calamar.
Good morning, Squidward.
Bonjour, Carlo.
Squidward!
- Carlo!
- No way, Squidward.
Pas question, le Calamar.
Squidward has feet.
Carlo a des pieds.
Oh, hey, Squidward.
Salut, Carlo.
Don't leave me, Squidward!
Me laisse pas, Carlo!
Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
Prenez le Calamar, sales volatiles!
Don't be sad, Squidward.
Ne sois pas triste.
And you, Squidward tie.
Et toi, le calmar à cravate.
Which Squidward has helpfully provided.
Carlo vient d'en fabriquer.
- Squidward!
Carlo!
No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
Tu es caissier.