Kookslams translate Spanish

That's not gonna get me on "Kookslams," now, is it, Ders?

Eso no va a hacer que aparezca en "Golpesdepirados", ¿ o sí, Ders?

"Kookslams" is about kooks everywhere wiping out in hilarious and cool fashions and gaining notoriety, and... notoriety... is it notoriety?

"Golpesdepirados" es sobre pirados en todas partes cayendo de la tabla de forma tronchante o guay y para ganar notoriedad, y... notoriedad... ¿ es notoriedad?

I'm not on "Kookslams," but this guy right here, he falls off a skimboard, and he shatters his neck and his ankle and his ribs, and he makes it?

Yo no estoy en "Golpesdepirados", pero este tipo que se cae haciendo skimboard y se parte el cuello, el tobillo y las costillas,