Messed translate Portuguese

4 parallel translation

Tu t'es trompée de Blanche, garce.

Você tem messed o W.A.S.P errado., cadela.

But as it is, I might watch tv'cause it s nice to see people more messed up than me.

# but as it is, I might watch tv # #'cause it's nice to see people more messed up than me #

But you re pretty messed up, too

# Unidos para sempre #

I messed up?

Eu fiz asneira?