Йнкеяю translate English

врн лш йнкеяю ме ре опндюел. сяей?

I may sell boards but with you I'm just bored. Now get lost.

щи, йпньйю, якшьюкю лнч ьсрйс опн йнкеяю?

Sushi, did you hear my joke? Amazing! He's a total asshole!