Diseases translate French

Well, I've got a better idea, let's get all the funding for cancer research and genetic diseases, let's take all that money and make commercials that say'hey America, sarcasm might not be such a great thing for your brain.

J'ai une meilleure idée. les maladies génétiques. Dépensons plutôt l'argent pour faire des pubs qui disent :

The office is probably packed with pinkeye, lice, you name it, contagious and possibly flesh-eating diseases.

Le cabinet regorge probablement de conjonctivites, de poux, de maladies contagieuses dévoreuses de chair.