Jesus fucking christ translate French

Guy's in three years, he thinks he's Jesus fucking Christ or something.

Ça fait trois ans qu'il est là, il se prend pour Dieu ou quoi.

- Jesus fucking Christ!

- Putain de merde!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Merde!

Jesus fucking Christ.

Putain de merde.

Jesus fucking Christ, man!

Putain de bordel de merde.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Bon Dieu de merde.

Damn. Jesus fucking Christ.

Nom de Dieu!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Putain de merde!

Jesus fucking Christ.

Bordel de Dieu.

Jesus fucking Christ, man! It was a fucking joke, Eddie.

Putain de merde, on plaisantait, Eddie.

Jesus fucking Christ!

C'est pas vrai!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh! Putain!

- Oh, look at this. Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh, regarde-moi ce merdier, mec.

Jesus fucking Christ! After Mom divorced you... did I ever ask you for anything? No.

Bordel, après votre divorce, je t'ai demandé quelque chose?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Putain de merde!

Jesus fucking Christ! Are you trying to kill me?

Mais bordel, tu veux me tuer?

Jesus fucking Christ, Benny!

Putain de bon dieu, Benny!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Bordel de merde!

Jesus fucking Christ

Merde, quelle horreur

- Jesus fucking Christ! - Kill it! Kill it!

Bordel de merde!

I'm driving! Jesus fucking Christ!

Attention, je conduis, merde!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Putain, merde!

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

- Putain de bordel.

Take my last 20. Here. Jesus fucking Christ.

Prends mes derniers 20.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Putain de bon Dieu...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Je rêve!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Mon Dieu!

Fucking Jesus H. Christ!

Saloperie de bière!

- Hit me. Jesus Christ Almighty! Do you nuts want to play cards or do you want to fucking jerk off?

Bordel de Dieu, vous tapez le carton ou vous vous tapez une queue?

- "Jesus Christ! Goddamn son of a bitch, pig-fucking bastards!"

Putain de bordel de merde, bande de connards!

Jesus Christ, you gotta fucking dog down here, too.

Seigneur Jésus! T'as un putain de chien caché ici!

Jesus Christ, he's fucking her.

Seigneur, il la baise!

Fucking bitch! Jesus Christ!

Merde!

Jesus Christ, I'm never going to get another haircut as long as I fucking live.

Je te jure, je ne me coupe plus jamais les cheveux de ma vie!

Jesus Christ, what a fucking lunatic!

Mon Dieu, c'est une folle!

Jesus, Dex, he was fucking your wife, for Christ's sake!

Il baisait ta femme!

Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a fucking bartender for all we know.

Ça peut aussi bien être un barman.

Jesus Christ, Pino, I said I'm fucking listening.

Nom de Dieu, Pino, Je t'écoute.

Jesus Christ, every fucking night!

C'est pas vrai, tous les soirs!

- Jesus Christ! - Fucking hell! Are you serious?

Bordel, tu déconnes?

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch!

Bordel de putain de Dieu de merde!

Jesus Christ, Patrick. I mean, that is very romantic, But there is no fucking Chance in hell

Bon Dieu, Patrick, c'est très romantique, mais merde, il n'y a pas la moindre chance que ça arrive!

Jesus Christ. Don't listen to him. He's a fucking sociopath.

L'écoute pas, c'est un sociopathe.

Jesus Christ. Violet, open your fucking eyes.

Bon Dieu, ouvre les yeux!

Give me the fucking gun, John! Jesus Christ!

Donne-moi ce revolver John!

Fucking Jesus Christ!

Sois maudit...

Jesus Christ! You fucking whine so much man.

On se voit demain matin à 9 h.

Jesus Christ, my fucking car!

Mon Dieu, ma putain de bagnole!

Then you got your packaging and your advertising. Then those fucking sale taxes, Jesus Christ! Those goddamn clowns in Washington!

Et l'emballage, la publicité... et ces saloperies de taxes.

You know, Jesus Christ, this is like fucking high school.

Tu sais, c'est comme au lycée.

Fucking A. Back from the dead. God bless Jesus Christ, man.

Te voilà revenu de chez les morts.