Was i translate Portuguese

Like, I was in an e-mail fight recently.

Há pouco, tive uma discussão por e-mail.

So, that's what I did. I was in an e-mail fight.

Foi isso que fiz, tive uma discussão por e-mail.

And I was in the Navy.

- E eu estive na marinha.

I was in the transport corps.

- Eu estava no corpo de transportes.

How long was I in there?

Entrou-me um pouco para dentro da boca.

I was never here.

Eu nunca estive aqui.

I was scratching it.

Estava a coçá-lo!

I died for five minutes and was sent there by mistake.

Morri durante 5 minutos e fui enviado para lá por engano.

I thought I was the town failure!

Pensava que eu é que era a vergonha da cidade.

But-but I was supposed to redeem myself and finally earn the town's respect.

Mas eu devia redimir-me e por fim ganhar o respeito da cidade.

I was having a... real bad day.

Estava a ter... um dia péssimo.

Cameron was the only person I told, but then he told Maggie, and she had her moved... again, so now I've lost her again.

O Cameron foi a única pessoa a quem contei, mas ele contou à Maggie, e ela tirou-a de lá... Novamente, então agora perdi-a... novamente.

I thought that was the first.

- Pensei que essa era a primeira.

It's not like I knew what she was going to do with that information.

Não é que não soubesse o que ela faria com essa informação.

I could use a friend, I was thinking maybe you, but clearly not.

Dava-me jeito um amigo, e estava a pensar em ti, mas acho que não.

- I realized it wasn't software, so then I thought the problem was hardware,

- Percebi que não era o software, então pensei que o problema fosse no hardware,

- but I was wrong.

- mas estava errado.

Good timing. I was just about to run the simulation.

Na hora certa, ia agora executar a simulação.

I captured the area in high-def, digitized it, and by analyzing the blood-spread pattern, reversed the shifting sand and digitally recreated whatever Mr. Rowland's final message was.

Capturei a área em HD e digitalizei-a. e ao analisar o padrão do sangue reverti as mudanças na areia e recriei digitalmente seja qual for a mensagem do Sr. Rowland.

So, I guess your vibe about Zelda was right.

Parece que a tua vibração sobre a Zelda estava certa.

One time I was making dinner for my kids, and I gave my daughter a bowl of soup. And I said, "Here's your fucking soup."

Uma vez, estava a fazer-lhes o jantar, dei um prato de sopa à minha filha e disse : "Toma lá a puta da sopa."

Oh, shit. That was stressful. I hated those years. "

Era tão chato, detestava esses anos. "

I got them a dog, which was a mistake.

Mas foi um erro.

I was like, " Please be saying to kill this dog.

E eu pensei : " Diz que é para matar o cão.

I was like, "Really?"

E eu : "A sério?"

When I was like 20, " Are all the doggies okay everywhere?

Aos 20 anos : " Os cãezinhos todos estão bem em todo o mundo?

I said, "Well, it's a group of people that think September 11th was a conspiracy."

Eu disse : "É um grupo de pessoas que pensa que o 11 de setembro foi uma conspiração."

[normal voice] They grew up, and I was like,

Elas cresceram e eu disse-lhes :

I was trying to wash him, and he fell in the river.

Queria lavá-lo e ele caiu ao rio.

She was the goddess of grip or whatever, I don't know.

Era a deusa do agarrar ou coisa assim. Sei lá.

I was proud of her.

Fiquei orgulhoso dela.

I was watching a football game, and this guy scored a bunch of shit, whatever, and they were excited.

Num jogo de futebol um tipo marcou uma data de merdas e tal e estavam empolgados.

And the football player said, "My mom died last year, but I know she was watching my game from heaven tonight."

"A minha mãe morreu no ano passado, mas eu sei que ela estava a ver hoje o meu jogo a partir do céu."

I was very disappointed in the way you didn't listen. "

"Em junho, quanto te falei deste problema, fiquei muito desapontada por não me teres dado ouvidos."

Even when I was a kid, I loved girls.

Mesmo na infância, eu adorava as raparigas.

When I was 12, I discovered that girls are the greatest thing.

Aos 12 anos, descobri que as raparigas são o melhor que há.

I was 13.

Eu tinha 13 anos.

I was like, "Okay."

E eu disse : "Está bem."

I was looking up on Facebook people from my past, and he's a woman.

Eu estava no Facebook a procurar pessoas do meu passado e ele é uma mulher.

I was up all night reading it. I was crying. It was amazing.

Passei a noite acordado a ler, chorei, foi fantástico.

I was like, "This is incredible."

Pensei : "Isto é incrível!"

I knew what I was all along.

Sempre soube quem eu era.

I knew I was a girl since I was 6 years old. "

Desde os seis anos que sabia que era uma rapariga. "

When I was ten years old, my parents got divorced, and my dad turned into a Jew.

Aos dez anos, os meus pais divorciaram-se e o meu pai transformou-se num judeu.

I was a steward.

- Eu era um ajudante.

Yeah, so, i was just callin to say thanks for a such a lovely evening'.

Estava a telefonar para agradecer pela noite encantadora.

Poovey : I was gonna say... ooh!

- Ia dizer...

Mother : I'm sorry, what was that?

Desculpa, o que disseste?

Hey, not that it should matter, but I was a Tanker.

Não é que importe, mas eu operava um tanque.

Why- - I was gonna say "flap-hammered."

- Porque... - Ia dizer "martelada."

I thought this was gonna be, like, some pull-on fake feet, man, not- - not- -

Pensei que seriam, tipo, umas próteses de pés, meu, e não...