Both gasp translate French

[Both Gasp] James Woods!

- James Woods!

AND ALL CATS TO BE BANNED FROM FRANCE. [BOTH GASP]

GANT DROIT MANCHE DROITE

[Both Gasp]

- Que s'est-il passé?

In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time [Both Gasp] - is apparently still inventing... despite the notable handicap of being dead.

Autre nouvelle, Thomas Edison, le grand inventeur, inventerait encore des choses malgré son handicap d'être mort.

- [Both Gasp] - Quick!

Vite, allons à la grange!

- [Both Gasp]

Alléluia!

- [Both Gasp] - Welcome to my nightmare.

Bienvenue dans mon cauchemar.

- [Both Gasp] - Now eat it.

- Bouffe-le.

- [Both Gasp] I guess I'll just crawl back to live in a sewer... periodically emerging to sue you. - What?

Je suis un monstre?

( both gasp ) knitting pattern guy has come to life, qualified as a doctor, and asked you out?

Le mec modèle a pris vie, c'est un médecin qui sort avec toi.

( BOTH GASP ) There's 1 25 calories of pure fat per tablespoon.

Il y a 125 calories de graisse pure par cuillère à soupe.

The door, it's not- - [both gasp] what the hell?

La porte ne... Qu'est-ce qui se passe?

( both gasp ) Yes, my lord.

( exhalation ) Oui, mon seigneur.

( both gasp )

( exhalations )

[Both gasp] - See, I'm good at this.

Tu vois, moi je suis bon.

[Both gasp]

Nous pensions à l'époque que nous pourrions terminer le vaisseau sans que cela affecte l'exigeant planning de lancement. - Avec le recul...

- [wood cracks, creaks ] - [ both gasp]

( BOIS QUI CRAQUE )

( Both gasp ) This here is a mugging!

( halètements ) Ceci est une agression!

( Door slams shut, both gasp )

( Des portes se ferment, les deux halètent )

( Both gasp )

( les deux halètent )

[Both gasp] Oh, my Lord.

Seigneur.

This is a stickup! ( both gasp )

C'est un braquage!

[Both gasp]

[Les deux Halètent]

( Both gasp ) A witness.

Un témoin.

[BOTH GASP]

[LES DEUX S'EXCLAMENT]

- ( BOTH GASP ) - ( BOTH WHIMPER ) - Look at that.

Regardez ça.

[Both gasp] Earl, that was inspiring.

( les deux respirent fort ) Earl, c'était inspirant.

"Sure, babe." [Both gasp]

"Bien sûr, bébé" [les deux soufflent]

- Well done. - ( Both gasp )

Bien fait.

[Both gasp]

[LES DEUX HALÈTENT]

- [Both gasp] - I need to get it sized

Je dois la faire réajuster

[Both gasp] In my office, now!

Dans mon bureau, tout de suite!

[Both gasp] De Blasio's been mayor for a couple of months, and now we're suddenly living in Baghdad?

De Blasio est maire depuis deux mois, et maintenant on vit à Bagdad?

( Both gasp ) Ahh, Derrick, all right.

Très bien, Derrick.

[Both gasp ] [ Growling]

[ILS HALÈTENT ] [ GROGNEMENTS]

[Both gasp]

Il est innocent.

[Both Gasp, Scream] Help me!

Aidez-moi!

- [Both Gasp ] - [ Grunts] If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkir!

S'il y a quelqu'un, vous allez goûter à la fureur de ma fourche.

- [Humming ] - [ Both Gasp] What do you have to say about the Leader now, huh?

Que dites-vous du chef, maintenant?

- [Both Gasp] - Did they like it?

- Ça leur a plu?

[Both Gasp ] - Look, They're towing away a Range Rover, - [ All Gasp]

Ils embarquent une Range Rover.

- [Both Gasp ] - [ Chuckles] Well, it's not like that's a crime.

Ce n'est pas un crime.

My service said that both of your legs were- - [gasp]

On m'a dit que vos deux jambes etaient...

- [Both Gasp]

Allez au diable.

( both gasp ) I'm so sorry.

Je.. je suis tellement désolé.

[Both gasp] Oh, my god!

Oh mon Dieu!

( both gasp ) Anything?

Vous avez quelque chose?

Uh... Okay, dude. [BOTH GASP]

Ok.

[both gasp]

( EXCLAMATIONS )

Both : [Gasp]

Les deux : [pet]

[Knock on door ] Both : [ Gasp] - Jody.

- Jody.